(7 años de extravagantes aventuras)

sábado, 5 de abril de 2008

Trailers... a CASCOPORRO (y otras boludeces)



¡Buenos dias, compañeros! ¿Que tal pinta el sábado? ¿Tenéis plan? Bueno, dejémonos de formalidades y vayamos a lo que interesa... ¡Novedades casposas variadas!

Antes de nada, quiero comentar que al parecer Dimension Films ha comprado los derechos apra un posible remake de "cortocircuito", la mítica peliculilla del robot viviente de los 80. Personalmente me parece una mierda de idea. Si fuera secuela... ¿Pero remake? Bah. Pero vamos, quien sabe, igual no está del todo mal.

Y ahora, una sesioncito de producciones de "The Asylum"...

100 MILLION YEARS BC


Que el título no llame a engaños: Roland Emmerich puede darse con un canto en los dientes si algun día alcanza la genialidad del argumento de ESTA película. un grupo de paramilitares viajan en el tiempo y se traen un dinosaurio al mundo moderno. La sencillez apocalíptica y científico-ficcionera en estado puro. Yo estoy deseando verla.



ALLAN QUATERMAIN & THE TEMPLE OF SKULLS


Basado en la celebérrima "las minas del rey Salomón", esta cutriversión de videoclub se trata del clon ridículo de "Indiana Jones y el templo de la calavera de cristal". Tiene una pinta espantosa. Disfrutad del trailer.



WAR OF THE WORLDS 2: NEXT WAVE


Recordemos que la anteriro "War of the Worlds" de 2005 obtuvo unos beneficios de la hostia al aprovechar el tirón de la versión de Spielberg, lo cual produjo la oleada de versiones alternativas que llevamos resistiendo los últimos años. La versión de "The Asylum" de La Guerra de los Mundos me pareció genial, mucho mejor que la de Spielberg. Asi que estoy MUY contento de que al fin tengamos la secuela oficial...

Regresa C. Thomas Howell como protagonista, pero David Latt abandona las labores de dirección y guión apra dedicarse a producir. A este respecto es interesante saber que ahora el propio Howell... ¡Dirige!

Atentos al trailer por que el filme promete ¡¡Salen Trípodes!!

PERO AUN QUEDA LO MEJOR DE LO MEJOR...



Y para finalizar esta remesa de trailers... una auténtica OBRA MAESTRA de Blizzard, de esas que sólo podemos ver el 1 de Abril... ¡¡¡El nuevo THE MAGMA CORE para consolas!!!



¿Puedo descargármelo? ¿Puedo puedo puedo puedo?

BONUS TRACK:

Un homenaje a todos nuestros lectores Jevis alrededor del mundo. Sin ningún tipo de razón lógica os dejo la canción "Majesty" de Blind Guardian, que se que os guste.



Now the time has come for to leave this land
Take my charge with pride sacrifice

Oooh

Running and hiding I'm left for the time
To bring back the order of devine
Hunted by goblins no Gandalf to help
With swords in the night
Oh the last part of the game
Decision of death and life
Blood for Sauron they'll call tonight
The final battle cry

Running and hiding I'm left for the time
To bring back the order of devine
There exist no tales and hobbits are crying
For all
Children of death

I have a dream
The things you've to hide for
Deliver
Our kingdom and our reich
Don't fall in panic
Just give me the thing
That I need or I kill
Don't run away
For what have I done

[chorus]
Oooh Majesty
Your kingdom is lost
And you will leave us behind
Oooh Majesty
Your kingdom is lost
And ruins remind of your time
Now come back

[chorus]
Oooh Majesty
Your kingdom is lost
And you will leave us behind
Oooh Majesty
Your kingdom is lost
And ruins remind of your time
Run, run, run

Cries
Cries in a dark land
Hear the voice it's cold as ice
Eyes
They are watching
They look for me but cannot find

Creature is following no place to escape
My last steps will find the right way
Where is the future the call of the blind
Cause there is none to find
Watch the sky you see no light
My weapons burst with fear
With the howling wolves the nazgul will die
For all
Children of death

Cries
Cries in a dark land
Hear the voice it's cold as ice
Eyes
They are watching
They look for me but cannot find
Run
Run for the whole world
It's time you cannot wait
Lost
Lost in a dark world
You feel the strange but cannot see

Too many battles we carry along from the war
And too many frightens we feel from his law
For so many victories we're praising so strong
For so many blood we've lost

[chorus]
Oooh Majesty
Your kingdom is lost
And you will leave us behind
Oooh Majesty
Your kingdom is lost
And ruins remind of your time
Run, run, run
Behind
Run, run


2. Trial by the Archon

[Instrumental]


3. Battalions of Fear

Can't believe the things I see
That happens in the state
By a mortal distance that I can't believe

Self destructive infernal
To save us from the breed
But I know that it is all a lie

Star wars begin now
His bombs come exploding
To bring back the death of the night

No mercy he's knowing
How strong he must show us
For the last film you all get a part

Be by my side
Or you have to die
Believe what I do is the right

Soon Armageddon
Last hours are running now
The final solution begins

The words of a madman
No children to tell them
For what they will not see the light

Choose by your voice
He kills and destroys
At the end you must die for the night

In earlier chess games we're playing the part of a soldier
But now we are not qualified to save our own life

The traps are all placed by command they are ready to strike, yeah
We live and we will die by the lies, a lies to believe

[bridge]
Try to escape from this suicide dreams
Or past time will come back again
Hiroshima is a joke to that what will come
At the end of the game we all die
Die now

[chorus]
Battalions of fear
They search and they scream for the American dreams
Battalions of fear
The way of R.R. to show he is the star
Battalions

Star wars begin now
His bombs come exploding
To bring back the death of the night

No mercy he's knowing
How strong he must show us
For the last film you all get a part

Be by my side
Or you have to die
Believe what I do is the right

With hands full of blood
He talks about peace
With snake poisoning tongue
He's praying

El Salvador and Vietnam
You soon fast forget
But you satisfy on Afghanistan

You've been the master
You kill with a laughter
Your screams of peace are wrong and loud
Cause so we are and here we are

We scream and shout!

Your laughing about all the fools

Scream and shout!

With power of evil they stand

[bridge]
Try to escape from this suicide dreams
Or past time will come back again
Hiroshima is a joke to that what will come
At the end of the game we all die
Die now

[chorus]
Battalions of fear
They search and they scream for the American dreams
Battalions of fear
The way of R.R. to show he is the star
Battalions of fear
The way of R.R. to show he is the star
Battalions
Battalions


4. Gandalf's Rebirth

[Instrumental]


5. Run for the Night

There comes the last part and end of our old age
With thunder and lightning the dark lord is taking
The crown of the whole world
His creatures will kill me poisons my soul
To the end I will fight but I know that the things
That I do are so meanless - oh, no!

I see the hill but it's so far away I know I can't reach it
But I try it again and again in my dark dreams
He's waysting my last will how long can I stay here
When the mightiest of all will now

[chorus]
Run for the Night burn away
The times of his fall I've to pay

Visions of darkness prepared for the last strike
Blooddlust their weapons and madness you see feel their
Eyes there's no way out
I'm lost in a dark dream and losing control
To the end I will fight but I know that the things
That I do are so meanless - oh, no

I see the hill but it's so far away I know I can't reach it
But try it again and again in my dark dreams
He's waysting my last will how long can I stay here
When the mightiest of all will now

[chorus]
Run for the Night burn away
The times of his fall I've to pay

You see them running in the shadows of the night
It is not what it used to be
They've been scared and they've been anxiously tonight
You see them running with the wind

They
Run for the night
Run for the night
Run for the night

[chorus]
Run for the Night far away
The times of his fall I've to pay
Run for the Night far away
The times of his fall I've to pay

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